Things to say in a job interview (internet edition)

Late August 2026 TikTok invented the "Things To Say" format: a sigma-looking headshot next to the worst possible advice, delivered like a hustle-culture tip sheet. The job-interview cut of this Thomas Shelby edit is peak. Suggested openers include "I was born at a young age," "Do you want to have a thumb war?," and "Make me the CEO of everything." One version of the format cleared about 2.2 million views in a week. It is the official script for interviewing like you have already quit. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/317/789/806.jpeg Context: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/things-to-say Be honest: which line gets you hired… or escorted out?